at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

bootieshunter:

Mija can still be a little too enthusiastic when it comes to making frans

paisleyadamsapple:

*listens to MGMT*
*sheds tear behind holographic alien sunglasses* 

drawnerys:

Marina!! 

mareepe:

Haha dude…you are so cute bro. Want to be my bf? Bf means brofriend, so its like double the bro. Youre my best bro dude. I love you man. I really love you so much

Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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"What the fuck are those flowers?!"

hyperkittyjkat:

showerswithsockson:

shadrachmaeckakshadestar:

buymypepsimax:

When you say the English title of an anime and someone condescendingly corrects you with the Japanese title.

image

 

but can you imagine how many people reblogged this not knowing who the guy in the picture was or his relation to the url

Shhhh, it makes this even better now.









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